Findings:
- If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
- People who don't smoke will never die
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Those who will not follow are doomed to lead
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
- honey, don't feed me: I will come back
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- Who Will Be There
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- people who don't exist
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- {Latest New Media technology} will {save/destroy} us all!
- A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
- i know that the ones who love us will miss us
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- People who don't read
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Capitalism will save the environment
- $50 will save your life
- That punker chick who saved my life
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- Who will pay the costs of Nuclear Power?
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Don't expect God to save you
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Questions for those who don't like capitalism
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- If you don't softlink it, I will
- If we don't make words, words will make us
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
- Don't ask me to drive on the freeway I will piss myself
- don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Save your apologies for someone who cares
- Flax seeds will save your life
- Monsters will save my soul
- ideas that will save world
- ender will save me (user)
- throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
- those valiant men who saved New Orleans
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
- The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
- Who will negotiate with the zombie hordes?
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- This Book Will Save Your Life
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- WHO WILL JOIN THE HALLOWED RANKS OF THE IRON? (document)
- Proper format will save your life
- Capitalize, please
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- don't care
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Dream Log: I don't remember
- Don't Block the Box
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- don't shoot the messenger
- programs that don't compile
- Why don't you dream anymore?
- customers don't trust me
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Don't call me Debbie
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- don't take a pill to feel the funk
- Don't put magnets next to the monitor
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
- why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
- Employees don't cheat customers...
- Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
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