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• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• tell me all your reasons
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• all your faults in me
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 14: Love Never Leave Me
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• All For Me Grog
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• All of Me
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• All around me
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• All of this strung together inside me on a delicate electric web.
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• turn me on, and leave a scabby body
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• You will not remember me at all
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• All the empty things disguised as me
• show me what the world is all about
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• all your monsters come to me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• all of these people are me
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• All of my coworkers spit into urinals
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
• Give Me Strength
• When your presents give me hives
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• A Partial Translation of the Table of Contents of 'The Source of All Happiness', a book of Tibetan Divination and Astrology
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• I am inspired down here on all fours, picking through your vomit with tweezers and gloves
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Give me back my bike!
• Give me a moment, please
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• all lost lights limped on into the limitless dark
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I tell no lies, it's all true, and more besides
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Give me a break!
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• Through this warm electricity I will give you bark branches and leaves curling upward into a safe sky
• Give Me the Brain
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• If infinite alternate Universes exist, then where are all the visitors?
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• USPSTF: Screen all adults for unhealthy alcohol use
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• Society made me what I am
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Used book stores, I love you. I am unwilling to let you go.
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• lord help me, for i am weak
• why am i me, and you're you?
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• Don't Give Me Names
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• Give Me Louisiana
• He brings me books like flowers
• Give Me Your Children
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Books made me a person
• We are all shadows colliding into each other
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• I want to give all our smiling-bedroom-eye photographs away to strangers
• As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
• For you I'd leave all this behind
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• the turn calls, and all of the birds are silent
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• we are all just books reading each other
• If at all possible read this book with your eyes shut.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Take Me As I Am
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• 'Ere Now, Wot's All This Then!
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Look at me, I am moving on
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle

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