Findings:

• I won't ever understand me
• Soldier, soldier won't you marry me
• quoting statistics won't impress me
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• You won't see me at the wedding
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Give me back my bike!
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Even better than the real thing
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• Even
• not even wrong
• break even
• not even thirty
• Even my faults he adores
• Even Day
• "42" is even to any base
• Even if we're not together
• In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• the sum of all positive even numbers is -2
• Even from the East German judge!
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• even the fool
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Even In Dreams
• Even Years Ago
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• Even nerds need people skills
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Even In The Torrent's Rage
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Even permutations are not odd
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Even the moon was wrong
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• even function
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Even if You Don't
• Even in the Quietest Moments
• Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• kiss, even
• even number
• Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Even things as amazing as stars burn out
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Even cannibals get the blues
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
• That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
• Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
• odd or even
• Five is both even and odd
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• Even aan mijn moeder vragen
• Groups of even order
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I still don't even know you
• Even death is beautiful
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator
• Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• Even In Death
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Even trees die
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• Even Johansen
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• Even the Queen
• even steven (user)
• A place where even trees conspire
• It's not love. It's not even close.
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• Even death requires an essay
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• you can't break even
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• what is this i don't even
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• even my socks
• even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• And I don't even know their names
• Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, even for an eggshell
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Even the trees here are scrappy
• Even monochrome is not so simple
• Round half to even
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Even the tides have more friends than you

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