Findings:

• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• if I had known then what I know now
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• boss i wish you had told me
• EMS
• E.M. Forster
• 'em
• Em-
• we just can't give 'em away!
• beat em up
• Kill 'em All
• Nuke 'Em
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• EMMS
• Gotta Buy 'Em All
• Em (user)
• Give 'Em The Boot II
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
• Em/B
• em dash
• stick ‘em up
• Gig 'em
• How Aunt Em Conquered the Lion
• Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots
• Nikon EM
• ems (user)
• put 'em in the pit
• Em/G
• Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em
• Give 'em Enough Rope
• Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
• Up and at 'em
• read 'em and weep
• Ems Telegram
• Emm Gryner
• ems muscle
• Aix Em Klemm
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Give 'em the Boot
• Pineapple Hold 'Em
• Boys Are Like Dogs: Keep 'Em on a Leash
• Hang 'em High
• Phytophthora
• That'll Teach 'Em
• E.M.S Namboothiripad
• E.M.S Namboodiripad
• Hold 'em Poker
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• emms (user)
• Class of Nuke 'Em High 3: The Good, the Bad and the Subhumanoid
• Toss 'em the dick
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• Cut Holes And Sink 'Em
• texas hold em
• Em Gem (user)
• Smoke 'em while you got 'em
• Hook 'em while they're young
• put 'em on the glass
• Sic 'em, Rex
• Whomp 'Em
• Aaron Em (user)
• Smoke 'em if you got 'em
• Monkey Em (user)
• ripples in the EM field
• had
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• If I had a nickel...
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
• Of course we had it tough
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• The best teacher I ever had
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• Canon CAT
• you had to be there
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• If I Had $1000000
• If I only had a brain
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• Jobs I've Had
• Neatest trip I've had
• if I had my druthers
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• I had a really good time tonight
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• A conversation I had with myself once
• Amazon Gift WIsh List ♥ (registry)
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• Questions I have had today
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I had my balls shaved
• had a few
• The nuns had it coming
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• i had a dream about the future
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• I Had Always Known
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• When you had left our pirate fold
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• We had silent conversations
• If I Had Known
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• I just had this thought of summer past
• The seizure I had last night
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I once had a cavity
• They had been expecting me
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• You had better...!!!
• I Had No Right
• We have had enough of your beige
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• What the Wizard had to say.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• a leg had bared itself
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Life had been an opportunity lost

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