Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I will never not be upset about having to refer to her in the past tense."

• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• It will never be just you
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• There will never be another you
• You never think it will be the ducks
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Marks which will never be broken
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• You will never be a real woman
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• Will I be given that chance?
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• About the things you could not show her
• why you should never be a referee
• What is and what should never be
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• The next life will be better
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Her smile, thinking about you
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
• thinking about her
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Boys will be boys
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Even the dead will not be safe
• I never really thought about it
• Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
• Who Will Be There
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• The revolution will not be televised
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• What life after death will really be like
• The television will not be revolutionized
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• node that will be my legacy
• Never be the first to let go
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• I will always be weird inside
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Will I cease to be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• On the comet there will be much pie
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• The Revolution will be televised
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• I will be in my trailer!
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• It's a crime I never told you about the diamonds in your eyes
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• Don't tell me about her
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Things I will miss about living in Alaska
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• I never thought it would be like this
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• all the cute guys will be there
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Kirby G6
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Carl Everett
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• I'll never be the other woman
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• the world will be remade in our image
• There will be time
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I fear I will be nothing
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• The end will be a sellout
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes

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