Findings:

• I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Mr. Tomorrow
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• Be a mannequin today be a model tomorrow
• Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Be still, My soul
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Youth is made to be misspent
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The man who refused to be King
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• It's hard to be a gangster.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1597
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• want to be groomed constantly
• this is where we all came to be
• The night I almost expected
• Mr. Hankey
• Mr. Roboto
• Mrs. Miller
• Mr Windows (user)
• Mr. Sleep
• Mr Chomondley-Warner
• Mr. Natural #3
• Mrs Hutchinson
• Mrs Palmer
• Mr. Z (user)
• Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence
• Mr. President
• Mr. Arashi's Amazing Freak Show
• Mr. Pinchy
• Mr. KK (user)
• Mr. Ill (user)
• The Death of Mr. Baltisberger
• mr. cool7 (user)
• Mr. Bucket (user)
• mr. carokann (user)
• mr tonight (user)
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Mr. McFeely
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Mr. Dingle, the Strong
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Campbell's soup
• Trying desperately to be cool
• Crab and Winter Melon Soup
• Be a girl for a day
• Potagiste
• What life after death will really be like
• Onion Soup Maigre
• The question of copyright promises to be the Vietnam of the Net
• Running a Soup Kitchen
• Running toward the edge
• Butterfly soup
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Soup number five
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• I Shaved My Scrotum With a Soup Can Lid III: The Revenge
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Random Weird Root Vegetable Soup
• Food should not be luminous
• French toast
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• How to butter toast
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Trying to be friends
• 365 Tomorrows
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• today we paint tomorrow
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Not to be sold separately
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Be fruitful and multiply
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• Cool To Be You
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• long to be thin (user)
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Squids will be Squids
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• This Be The Verse
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Expect nothing and you shall have everything
• Mr Hall (user)
• Mr. Squeeky-Bobo
• Mr. Wells (user)
• Mr. Canoehead
• Mr. Option (user)
• Mr. T (user)
• mr. bangkok (user)
• Mr. Kunio (user)
• Miss Marple
• A House for Mr. Biswas
• Mr. Pink
• Watch Your Step, Mr. Rabbit!
• Lord Malquist and Mr Moon
• I love you, Mr. Gonsalves
• MR XTREME (user)
• To do is to be
• Mrs Darcy (user)
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Mr. Hoodlum (user)
• Mr. Guido (user)
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• Dear Mr. Donald Trump
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• Cabbage Soup Diet
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Apple and Ginger Soup
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• Golden Harvest Soup
• I should be able to remember your face
• Cauliflower, Green Broccoli, and Parsley Soup
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Split-pea soup for the soul: a small-town tale

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