Findings:

• I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
• Be a mannequin today be a model tomorrow
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
• Mr. Tomorrow
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• I don't want to be successful
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• You Shall Be Reclaimed
• Every tale is not to be believed
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• cannot be again
• you could be asking questions
• in a world of predator and prey, i choose to be a glassmaker
• What to expect during a professional massage therapy session
• Mrs Baker (user)
• Mr. Popper's Penguins
• Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH
• Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle
• The strange case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
• Mr. Softee
• Mr. Breakfast
• Mr. Wong
• Mr. Slate
• Good night, Mr. Tom
• Mr Magoo
• Mr. Belvedere
• Mr. Universe
• MR+
• MR G (user)
• Mr kashif (user)
• mrs sally (user)
• to be
• mr nice guy (user)
• Too good to be true
• Mr Spectacles
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• mrs mohan (user)
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• mr malone (user)
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Mr. Fantastic (user)
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• What Killed Mr. Hamp
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• soup
• I want to be sexy too!
• hot and sour soup
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Pumpkin and bean soup with parsley puree
• Things that could be
• French Brown Soup
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Ugly Soup
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• Soup sandwich
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• The Soup Nazi (user)
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• split pea soup
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• Split Pea Curry Soup
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• Buttered toast / Cat array engineering
• Airborne Toast
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• The mountain could be home
• The Chicken of Tomorrow
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• tomorrow and nothing more
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Why I won't be at commencement
• not to be taken away
• I seem to be a verb
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• You might be a Washingtonian
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Two Shall Be Born
• What can be better than that?
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• girls should be nice
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• Guilt is the treason of the self, be careful.
• this is where we all came to be
• only the named can be destroyed
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• expect
• I expected a firestorm and received a flood
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Mr. T vs Everything
• Mrs. Peel (user)
• Mr. Self Destruct
• The Tale of Mrs. Tittlemouse
• Mr Blobby
• Letter to Mrs. Bixby
• Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
• Mr. Lincoln writes William Butler, refuses to quarrel, January, 26 1839
• Mr. Teapot
• Mr. Lincoln comforts a friend, February 3, 1842
• mr playtoy (user)
• God bless you, Mr. Oostendorp
• mr roboto (user)
• Mr. Quantum (user)
• Mr. Yuck
• The unfortunate attentions of Mr. Guntherson
• mr Sat night (user)
• mr. crawford (user)
• Should I be happy?
• Let It Be
• Mrs. Grames (user)
• The Be
• Mrs. Renfro and R.W. Garcia
• How to be anonymous
• Mr. Bigg (user)
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Vegetable soup
• Be gua
• mix-your-own alphabet soup
• Here be Cows
• Soup that eats like a meal
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• Green Asparagus Soup
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• particle soup

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