Findings:
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- This node was made for you and me
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- These people are still happening to me
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- I was me before being me was cool.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I was a homeless bum
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- There was no one waiting for me...
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- Before you, there was me
- It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- Would you love me if I was a worm
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- I believe in nothing
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
- I don't believe in people
- I can't believe it's not human flesh
- I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
- Do You Believe
- Human beings will believe anything
- Silly things we believe when we're kids
- Ripley's Believe it or Not!
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- believe it or not
- We believe in free speech -- and free beatings
- Why do we believe science is causal?
- I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
- I Believe in Everything
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- I don't believe in anything
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
- Ten reasons to believe in God
- I believe in God
- Believe in the possibility
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- I don't believe in falling in love
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Never believe your users
- What pornos would have us believe
- A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
- Why do people believe in God?
- Reasons to Believe
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
- She didn't believe in transcendence
- Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
- You don't believe in evolution?
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- In any world in which i was your friend for even a day, i am grateful.
- Leo believes in fate
- I Used to Believe
- I believe in a soluble fish
- Don't Believe the truth
- Reason to believe
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- a lie I needed to believe
- At night, she still believes in him
- Why People Believe Weird Things
- The difference between feel, think, and believe
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- Lord, I believe; help thou my unbelief
- I do believe in assigning value to things.
- I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- she wants to believe
- The X-Files: I Want to Believe
- Change I can believe in
- I believe you have my stapler
- It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
- This is what Scientologists actually believe
- He believes he has written a poem, yes.
- Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
- Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
- Believe (user)
- I believe in people
- a make believe philosophy
- BeLIEves (user)
- believe nothing (user)
- I believe in the infinite
- I believe my father
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- it is a mistake to believe magic unreal. it is a mistake to believe magic exists.
- do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
- I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
- Deadline: I Can't Believe It's Not Espionage!
- the moment you believe ideas exist, you are lost
- Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe In You
- And I believe we belong somewhere in between right and wrong
- What a Fool Believes
- Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
- do you believe in the universe?
- Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- believe, assess, decide, act
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- I couldn't care less about diversity
- I couldn't see them through all the corn
- I knew I couldn't build a cat
- I couldn't see past my second eyes
- They couldn't install the DSL.
- It couldn't be
- I just couldn't work like that
- Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
- You couldn't use a time machine to visit the 13th century
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- Why my sister couldn't let go of the electric dog fence
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- I couldn't care less
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- Because I couldn't
- It Couldn't Be Done
- You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
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