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• It will be good when I am leader
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• The next life will be better
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• There will be no more stories to read
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• They will not be named!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I will always be weird inside
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• You will be assimilated
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Everything will be alright
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• My RPG will be a work of art
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• The end will be a sellout
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I fear I will be nothing
• On the comet there will be much pie
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Cruel to Be Kind
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• If it be your will
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I will always be in the details
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I will be light
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• the world will be remade in our image
• The revolution will not be televised
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• Boys will be boys
• What life after death will really be like
• The best kind of bartender
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Even the dead will not be safe
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Marks which will never be broken
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
• Someday, I will be strong
• there will be a last
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• I will be your young sinner
• All that I am and ever want to be
• There Will Be Blood
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Starling, you were right. I am the jealous kind.
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• I am a product of my environment
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• Will I be given that chance?
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• node that will be my legacy
• Carl Everett
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• all the cute guys will be there
• There will be time
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Will I cease to be
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Who Will Be There
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Flax seeds will save your life
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Be kind. Rewind.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I am blind when I want to be
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• There will never be another you
• The Revolution will be televised
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I will be in my trailer!
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.

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