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• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• Those little golden birdies, look at them.
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• never again is what you swore the time before
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• The torn fragments of the world slowly stitch themselves together again, and in the rubble you hear them say: Why Are You Here?
• the end times
• Learn the Rules Before You Break Them
• I have to catch myself around you
• For God's sake, just have another election
• We meet ourselves time and again in a thousand disguises on the path we took to avoid our destiny
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• The end is near. Have your cameras ready.
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• Conversation I overheard in the bookstore 5 min before end of my shift
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I did this once before, in a dream
• a dream you did not have
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I have no faith in your God
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• The last cigarette before you start smoking again
• NOCed around a few times
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• Did Ronald Reagan end the Cold War?
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• How did I end up here?
• All will be well again in time
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Dancers at the End of Time
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• God helps those who help themselves
• Quartet for the End of Time
• Xbox heralds the end of gaming consoles as we know them?
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• God died a long time ago
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• Why, again, did I suffer through four years of high school?
• Time and Again
• This ceiling of time and time again makes me tired
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
• We Have Marched Through This Before
• A Time Before the Witch
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• What did you learn from your time in the solitary cell of your mind?
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Snakes on a Plane: Clinton did not have conversations with that woman
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Where did Archie find the time?
• There was a time before
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• God and those dang Computers
• "God" billboards
• God Time
• The End of Time
• It's all in God's time
• Time and God
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I did not have that on my bingo card
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• fooled them again
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Only the End of the World Again
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• Hard Times Come Again No More
• People have fucked up before
• Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
• Kill time before it kills you
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• A Love Before Time
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Before Time Was
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Before time takes each year
• Dancing Gods
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• Golden Calf
• A journey ended begins again
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• The Land Before Time
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• Why did we name them Sperm Whales?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• The last time I did blotter acid, and why
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• There suddenly did not seem time enough for everything.
• That Time Zeph Did Not Meet a Nice Cop
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Where did I put those darn tomatoes?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Once upon a time, in an age before the Internet
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• At time's end we step out of the corn into the cool shadows of the lawn
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• This disgusting arrangement, time and the end
• What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• End Times National Park
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• Where the heck did those Hobbits come from
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they

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