Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I’m a drunk sort and I can only reckon a semblance of the ill fate that might become me if I tip it into the bowl one night taking a leak"

• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• the night absolutely into me
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• give me one night to show the savage
• One Night Only
• I'll become what you became to me
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• There can be only one
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Only Jesus can judge me
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• no power in the verse can stop me
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• old books can tell more than one story
• Nothing can stop me now
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• No one can be in two places at once
• Can You Take Me Back
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Ski piss
• Only We Can Prevent Forests
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• How you can become infected with HIV
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Can you hear me knocking?
• You can become immune to scorpion venom
• Only perfection can break your heart
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• A Machine that can only Dream of You
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• I'll punch you as hard as you can cry.
• These are the only hands I can give
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• i'll find a place to rest my spirit if i can
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• in order to tame lions, one must become a lion
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• Catch Me If You Can
• No one can be totally logical
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Can You Fill Me In?
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• One letter can make all the difference
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• I can only speak for myself
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Convince me to become a Pilot
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• I can feel you forgetting me
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• The Library Book
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Can you show me?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• Can many fictions be woven into fact?
• Any house can become a prison
• I can only love a world with empty pockets
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• I'm alive, I can prove it.
• Only Nixon can go to China
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• only the named can be destroyed
• The me I hope to become
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• A Pandeist Pope? We can only hope!!
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Can You Hear Me?
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• can you show me where this came from?
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Though you can tell me
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• talking can only give you away
• Can you hear me flailing
• Only perl can parse Perl
• You Can Count on Me
• The words no one can find
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• How (Not) To Write Erotica - 10 Easy Tips to Become the World's Best Amateur Porn Writer
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• You can see right through me
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• A wink can cover all sorts of things.
• You want me to become what?
• If you can fool yourself then that becomes true for you.
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• One man can make a difference
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Only You Can Save Mankind
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I hold you where no one else can go
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I can only save the world on Tuesdays
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• can you get enough of me?

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