Findings:
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I'm so tough
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- Kiss my ass
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- I'm so sorry
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- ass chip
- Covering your ass
- bad ass
- swamp ass
- ass
- Up Your Ass
- Rat's ass
- The Wild Ass and the Lion
- The Ass and His Driver
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and the Horse
- The Ass and the Frogs
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- The Ass in the Lion's Skin
- The Ass and the Wolf
- The Goat and the Ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Asses of Fire
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- The "ass" jellybean
- Spare Ass Annie
- Ass like a chicken
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- How to wipe your ass
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- my ass, your face
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
- We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
- Use of "ass" as an intensifier
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- This door is not a horse's ass!
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- The color of an ass on the run
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- And the Ass Saw the Angel
- Big Ass Ham
- Weird-ass exam technique
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Kerr's Ass
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- The Wild Colonials
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- Canada Kicks Ass
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- Duck's ass
- My first smart ass comment
- bad ass (user)
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
- a huge man ass (user)
- Tap that ass
- How to wash your ass
- Morrison's Lament
- What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
- ASS HOLE (user)
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- On the Road with My Pet Goat
- African wild ass
- Ass Ponys
- Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
- Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
- thug ass nigga (user)
- hoss ass hole (user)
- haul ass
- Fat Ass (user)
- ass hole!!! (user)
- dumb ass (user)
- ass over teakettle
- The Devil is an Ass
- Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
- show your ass (user)
- candy ass (user)
- ass candy (user)
- ass butt (user)
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- The law is an ass
- Jack ass (user)
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- Ass kisser
- Drunk Ass Bukowski
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- grabbing ass
- hot ass chris (user)
- trina sexy ass (user)
- ass whole (user)
- virgan ass (user)
- Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
- Dat ass
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
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