Findings:

• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm not homophobic but...
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• weird flex but ok
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm not racist but...
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• i'm used to it
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Being a dickhead
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• but
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• butt breath
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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