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Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
He Looked Like the Summer
he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
he smokes like a cello plays
Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
He brings me books like flowers
I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
Don't Go Out the Door
It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
pretends to sleep as he looks her over
Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
"He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
He never looked back
The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
he likes to watch you walk
Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
She was coming out as he was going in.
He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
He just looks
He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
he's like someone living in a dream
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
now he just uses one he saw on a grave
Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
I like the way he reads poetry
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
More than he was willing to give
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
He who controls the past controls the future
A Quick One (While He's Away)
He fled
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
He asks, anxious to hear the story
He gave her a daisy
He flops over and bonks his head
He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
He says the most beautiful things
I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
I married him because he was not mean
The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
He's Gone
Song of the Sorceress
The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
he just died
He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
He Hudas not pay
He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
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He makes me feel alone just by being there
He says she says
In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
He Hate Me
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
He would shrink into the sky if he could
A man is known by the company he keeps.
He Who Is Death
He didn't want to be Gary anymore
He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
Our God, He Is Alive
What He Suffered
He Is Born
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
Ancient Arrowhead
hes (user)
Surah 80 He Frowned!
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
The Man He Killed
He who wants to fight will find a club
He thinks I don't, but I do
A man feared that he might find an assassin
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
In Your Heart You Know He's Right
To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
he o hitte shiri tsubome
great things he has taught us
If he's late, you can always start without him
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
He and she are one
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
"Shut up," he explained
H.E. Roscoe
I wonder if he ever thinks about me
He died on a Sunday morning
'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
At least he was gentle
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
He's not heavy, he's just lame
She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
For my father, in the event he finds me
He is so heavy when he whispers
he held secret conversations with statues
He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
He not busy being born is busy dying
One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
It's just the way that he walks
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
He's Jack
GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
He never returned
Li He
I Am He that Aches with Love
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
BQN: He said. - Epilogue
Why won't he call?
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
Chris and What He Untaught Me
he says
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
He Knows Not Their Names
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
He's a good guy friend
He loves me, he loves me not
Even my faults he adores
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
He Really Wasn't That Great
He giggles, as he wiggles
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
In your guts you know he's nuts
"Fill it in", he said.
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
And we killed him and he's dead.
The one he murdered once still loves him
Yi he quan
I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
mad he (user)
He and She
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
So, he's leaving
Xiao Sha Lao He!
He (user)
Surely he would remember this
He who smelt it, dealt it
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult

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