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• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Who makes your shoes?
• Please God, make me a stone.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• The Girl Who Loved the Wind
• The Girl Who Dreamed Tomorrow
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• you make me think of death
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• What makes me beautiful
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• who could win a rabbit
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• The girl who everyone loved
• Who's That Girl
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• She's The Type of Girl Who Always Remembers
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• Who makes God's rules?
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• Growing older makes me depressed
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• make me hurt you
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• A girl who fell in love with a stove
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Making the heartless girl cry
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Helping people cheat
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• The girl who left a legend
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• Girls Who Looked Under Rocks
• Hansi, the Girl Who Loved the Swastika
• Pretty Girls Make Graves (document)
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Beware of the girl who caught the bridal bouquet twice
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• The girl who climbs iron stairs to the heavens
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Make me one with everything
• Do you think you could love me now?
• simple answers make me insane
• Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Could We Start Again, Please?
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• Death makes me tired
• I could make a habit out of you
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• math makes me smile
• That one makes me scream, she said
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Make me one of you
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• the girl who danced with the chair
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• You, who said I could always count on you, forever
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• If you could see me cry
• we could make sandwiches
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• if you could make an encyclopedia smile
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• The girl you fell in love with
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Shoe Girl
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Straight girls who go to strip clubs
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Girl gangstas
• The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Girls Who Bite Back
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• the boy who shoves girls during recess
• The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
• For girls who grow plump in the night
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• The Girl Who Owned a City
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• The girl who hangs the sun
• It could have been me
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• The Girl Who Waited
• The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
• You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• The Girl Who Played With Fire
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• Could you have danced with me?
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• 7 things to say to a girl to make her fall in love with you
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone

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