Findings:

• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I'll jump over the wall and I'll wait for you there
• Choose life
• Choose Your Own Adventure
• choose
• Choose your own Carl
• "Choose."
• how to choose a good durian
• cut and choose protocols
• I choose "D," all of the above.
• Choose a password with only X's in it
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Gender neutral username
• I choose not to run
• Each first kiss is special, if you choose
• Why I choose to remain unmedicated
• How to choose the appropriate graphics format
• Choosing a wine
• Choose short titles
• Choose Your Illusion
• Choose Knowledge over Ignorance
• Today We Choose Faces
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Nobody chooses apples with bruises
• Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
• I choose my soft drink because of commercials
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• The Path You Choose
• I know the story of your walk ... and the colors you choose to paint your day
• When in doubt, choose wings not shoes
• Choosing fresh fruit
• Selection and care of kitchen knives
• I Choose Freedom
• Why Koreans choose seemingly random email addresses
• Choosing a nursing home
• Sexual Deviants Always Choose 3
• Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• How to choose the appropriate lossy audio compression format
• Choose a star with me
• Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
• Choose Your Own Adventure 4: Space and Beyond
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• I Choose Noise
• Why not choose the Titanic instead?
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Should you choose to accept this WILL...
• choose your poison
• If they would only choose to hear it
• Friends are the family we choose for ourselves
• Choosy Moms Choose Jif
• MULTIPLE CHOICE (choose the best answer)
• How to Choose the Best Programming Language to Learn for 2016
• I choose April
• Forget love. Choose fear.
• Choose Your Own Adventure: Teloch od Eophan
• Choose Your Own Adventure: Teloch od Eophan (category)
• Choose Your Words With Care
• We choose to go to the moon
• if that's how you choose to see it, then that's how it is for you
• Choose Your own Adventure: Mia's Day
• in a world of predator and prey, i choose to be a glassmaker
• do not choose your beliefs; find them
• Foolspotting
• delusion
• delusions of grandeur
• I have this delusion
• self-reinforcing delusion
• Memoirs of Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds
• Extraordinary Popular Delusions: Relics
• Delusion's of An Older Model
• a dream is just a hand picked delusion
• Superhero Delusions
• primary delusions
• secondary delusions
• systematized delusions
• unsystematized delusions
• delusions of guilt
• hypochondriacal delusions
• somatic delusions
• nihilistic delusions
• religiose delusions
• delusions of influence
• Astro-Creep: 2000, Songs of Love, Destruction and Other Synthetic Delusions of the Electric Head
• Wheat Delusion
• alternate universe delusion
• Delusions of reference
• Delusions in Modern Primitivism
• Delusion of innocence
• anonymous delusions of grandeur
• The God Delusion
• The Atheist Delusion
• Capgras' delusion
• Fregoli delusion
• paranoid delusion
• Delusions of Gender
• glass delusion
• Bad Trip: Delusions
• The Bigger Delusion Is Made Up of Many Smaller Delusions
• Tapping into a decade old delusion
• I've been wallowing in my own chaotic insecure delusions
• beauty of the human delusion
• ill
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Lincensed to Ill
• Ill Communication
• Licensed to Ill
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'll call you
• house of ill repute
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• The Goods and the Ills
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• I'll buy that for a dollar!
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Then I'll see you in hell!
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I'll Take Manhattan
• I'll Sink Manhattan
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I'll be back
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I'll never be the other woman
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• seriously ill
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I'll throw the first rock
• I'll take the red pill
• I'll explain it when you're older
• I'll take my half whole
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I Love You ... I'll Kill You
• I'll be your fantasy
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• I'll Play the Blues for You
• I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Write my biography, I'll write your fiction
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Seven: The Greatest Ill Among Men Is Ignorance of God
• I'll become what you became to me
• mentally ill
• I'll Tell You a Story
• It's my birthday and I'll refuse to drink if I want to
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• I'll throw you the connection
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• being ill during exams
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• Make the computer work? I'll need two black candles and a chicken.
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Ill Nino
• I'll Never Trust A Mage Again
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• Belle of Belfast (I'll Tell My Ma)
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• I'll mark your obstinate face with my fingernails!

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