Findings:
- I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- Tournament chess
- For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
- science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
- I can't believe it's not human flesh
- I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
- Dumb laws
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- ICC Chess Tournament (collaboration)
- Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- I was going to marry Marty
- When you just can't win
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
- Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
- I can't believe it's not Heroin!
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- I thought that what I was taught was true.
- I Thought I Was A Child
- The teachers thought I was insane
- I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
- All Army Chess Tournament
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- Blitz chess tournament
- I was a chess piece
- I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
- This was not my going away party
- Going out for a smoothie with your dad
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- You Can't Win
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- more sure of all I thought was true
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
- I Thought My Father Was God
- 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Deadline: I Can't Believe It's Not Espionage!
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
- Dammit! I can't win
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- I want to believe
- I don't believe in people
- Make Believe
- Do You Believe
- Human beings will believe anything
- Silly things we believe when we're kids
- Ripley's Believe it or Not!
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- believe it or not
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- We believe in free speech -- and free beatings
- Why do we believe science is causal?
- I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
- I Believe in Everything
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- I don't believe in anything
- Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
- Ten reasons to believe in God
- I believe in God
- Believe in the possibility
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- I don't believe in falling in love
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Never believe your users
- What pornos would have us believe
- A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
- Why do people believe in God?
- Reasons to Believe
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
- She didn't believe in transcendence
- You don't believe in evolution?
- I Believe Switch
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Leo believes in fate
- I Used to Believe
- I believe in a soluble fish
- Don't Believe the truth
- Reason to believe
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- a lie I needed to believe
- At night, she still believes in him
- Why People Believe Weird Things
- The difference between feel, think, and believe
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Lord, I believe; help thou my unbelief
- I do believe in assigning value to things.
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- she wants to believe
- The X-Files: I Want to Believe
- Change I can believe in
- I believe you have my stapler
- It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
- This is what Scientologists actually believe
- He believes he has written a poem, yes.
- Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
- Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
- Believe (user)
- I believe in people
- a make believe philosophy
- BeLIEves (user)
- believe nothing (user)
- I believe in the infinite
- I believe my father
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- it is a mistake to believe magic unreal. it is a mistake to believe magic exists.
- do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
- I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
- It is not enough for conservatives to win elections.
- the moment you believe ideas exist, you are lost
- Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe In You
- And I believe we belong somewhere in between right and wrong
- What a Fool Believes
- Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
- do you believe in the universe?
- Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
- believe, assess, decide, act
- Can't Hardly Wait
- It can't rain all the time
- You can't get there from here
- can't
- White Men Can't Jump
- Can't Buy a Thrill
- Parker Lewis Can't Lose
- i can't find it anywhere
- You Can't Do That on Television
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Cant
- Canted
- Cant hook
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- we just can't give 'em away!
- You can't have everything
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