Findings:

• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• They Know Me
• offend me
• They call me Engineer-khan
• They grow up. No one told me.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Chipirones en su tinta
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• They inspire me
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• They Flee From Me
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• On the Air Because They Care
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• And They Believed Me!
• They asked me to write a letter
• I know they are watching me
• They did so because they believed they could.
• They had been expecting me
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• They don't touch me the same way
• They Don't Want Me
• They are telling me it is time to go
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• They want me for a focus group!
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• They love me in San Francisco
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• Simple words, simple dreams
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Because
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• I smile just because you exist
• "Because it's cold"
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
• Because it all burns up
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Because I do not want to forget
• because I have given up any care
• Because I can!
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Depertment of They
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• because everything that is connected is beautiful
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• It's funny because it's you
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her

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