Findings:

• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• Everything you're not supposed to do
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• Collision avoidance technique
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• If you prick us, do we not bleed?
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• arrogant
• arrogant (user)
• The Three Arrogant Men of the Island of Britain
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
• assume
• I always assume innocence
• The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Never assume your system is undefeatable
• assume the position
• Things you can assume
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• you assume it's possible to own ideas
• unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• DOS
• Where do disappearing socks go?
• DOS memory management
• do
• What do you want, a cookie?
• Dos Equis
• To do is to be
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Do your homework.
• Do the math
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Just Do It
• What I do with my philosophy degree
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• Trip Like I Do
• Do aliens exist?
• Do Her
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• It's not the size, it's what you do with it
• Do you really want to live forever?
• Wing Chun Do
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Do or do not, there is no try
• You Can't Do That on Television
• Do you know me?
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Mr. Do!
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• Do not hump
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do: The Absurdity of Consensual Crimes in Our Free Country
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I do not like doctors
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• Do you work here?
• The tattoo phenomenon
• DoS attack
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
• Our work and why we do it
• Do something
• DOS prompt
• 61 things to do with an AOL CD
• What You do While I Slumber
• Chung Do Kwan
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• do not disturb
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• DOS Requester
• what you do
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• Do bad laws cause lack of respect for the law?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Craving a smoke
• What to do about trolls
• What do you think?
• Fun things to do in Idaho
• What do we do?
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• What level do we learn fireball?
• I do not see her
• What do you want in life, Hal?
• Why do geeks love Robert Heinlein?
• Do you think that girl is attractive?
• Why males have nipples
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• Things to do to salvage a shitty day
• Treatment of corporations
• Where do you draw the line?
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• The emotionally mature thing to do
• How do men touch you?

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