Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "“I still intend to eat this human and don’t want it bruised when I do. Humans are like fruit, and the bruised parts are gross.”"

• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Conventional views about human cloning
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Humans are designed to eat animals
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• The human race still needs religion
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• Do you still want your first universe?
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• We are humans. We want to know everything.
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Do humans perceive reality indirectly?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Airport accident, one slightly bruised ego, one slightly damaged head
• Nobody chooses apples with bruises
• Climbing into the car, donning sunglasses to hide the bruises of neglect
• bone bruise
• This one's gonna bruise
• This runs deeper than a bruised ego
• Bruised rib
• The color of those bruises
• you bruise easily for a hard girl
• Bruise, muscle and bone
• 12 Bar Bruise
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• Till Death Us Do Part
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• DO NOT EAT THE URINAL CAKES
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• What do you want, a cookie?
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• We Still Do Magic
• I do not want to talk
• Do you want to get slapped?
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• It seems like the right thing to do
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• Trip Like I Do
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• What do you want?
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• You, standing
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• It is not surprising that the Toorkmens do not eat these thin horses.
• Do you really want to live forever?
• Dogs, do you want to live forever?
• I wanted to do it again
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Do you want to cuddle in my tent?
• I don't know what else to do
• I want someone to do cute things for
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Companies that still do animal testing
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• I like you; do you like me?
• Consolation Prize: In the aftermath of the Seattle Debauch, we all must do our part
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• What do theorems look like?
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• The delicate women do not want to dance
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• I do not like doctors
• Until death do us part
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• do not want
• Do I dare to eat a peach?
• What do you want to see happen?
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• I do not like the radio man.
• What the hell do you want?
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• I don't know what to do with you
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Why dogs eat grass
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• How do you write like that?
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Why do you want to get married?
• Do you want a kitten?
• Do like you oughta, add acid to water
• Do you like me?
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Slut Manifesto, Part 3: What To Do
• Do not eat
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• What do you want in life, Hal?
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Asking people what music they like is rarely useful
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• What to do when your husband comes home
• Do muskrats eat ducks?
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• I don't believe in anything
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• What I want from life
• What to do when your brakes fail
• Do you want to live forever?
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Why you do not want to work for an ad agency
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• Do You Like My Tight Sweater?

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