Findings:
- I should be able to remember your face
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- How Should A Person Be?
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- This is how fat women should treat each other
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Automobile tire pressure
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
- Funerals should be a celebration
- How To Be Good
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
- why you should never be a referee
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
- How to be a terrible customer
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
- Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
- Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- Free to Be, You and Me
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- How to Be Alone
- You Should Be Sober
- Let me be your fantasy
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- It costs me nothing to be considerate
- Should I be happy?
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- How to be a backstabber
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- far be it from me
- stupidity should be painful
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- Food should not be luminous
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- Things every child should be taught
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
- Be something... be anything other than this
- Be cool in college
- What is and what should never be
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- Should high school be mandatory?
- How to be an asshole
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- Chalant should be a word!
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
- It should not be this complicated
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How the Internet Came to Be
- How to be a good evil villain
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- She must be what cocaine is like
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How to be monstrously shallow
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- Should I be sorry?
- How to be an improv musician
- Running toward the edge
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- Be gentle with me
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- I'll never be the other woman
- How to be a fuck-up
- I should be running in the sunshine
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- How to be telekinetic
- Farmers' Market
- That would be me
- How to be invisible
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- how to be a friend
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- How the Sun Came to Be
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- How the Moon Came to Be
- If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
- OBAFGKM
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How to be a troll
- Laundry should be free
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- No threat should be taken lightly
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- How to be anonymous
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- Look siad me Be like me
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- AI should be our top priority.
- Goops and How to be Them
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