Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "you can't be a jerk if you're just fulfilling a cosmic destiny, right?"

• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Can't we all just be friends?
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Sometimes I feel my clockwork heart just ain't wound right
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• When you know things are just meant to be
• when the wind is blowing just right
• there are some just can't take life easy
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• Why can't I just call for a medical referral?
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• There are times when they seem to be right
• You're too good to be human
• It will never be just you
• I just want to be friends
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• we just can't give 'em away!
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Can't We Just Use Cavorite?
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• You just haven't found the right strain, yet
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Beggars can't be choosers
• Why Can't This Be Love
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• A Right to Be Hostile: A Boondocks Treasury
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• The right to be wrong
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• we can't all be rock stars
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• you just might be evil
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• When you just can't win
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• To the world you're just one person
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• Can't we all just get along?
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• you're just a transparent gif in the dark
• just right
• You Know You're Right
• You're too young to be so old
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• just the right spot
• You're right! Sinister Aleister and his left-hand path of sin is utter destruction!
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Let's just be friends
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• Just to see what it would be like
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• The Right To Be Offensive
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Just be home in time for supper
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I just want to be a drummer
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• we can all just be around other people
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Be a model or just look like one
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• things that are wrong may yet be made right
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Just Be
• All we need is just to be
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• You just can't trust dinosaurs
• You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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