Findings:

• They had been expecting me
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Don't Pass Me By
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• And They Believed Me!
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I thought everyone had a turning point story
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• I am surprised by the calm rationality of this node
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• boss i wish you had told me
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• You wouldn't recognize me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I know they are watching me
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The Fun They Had
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I wouldn't date me
• They want me for a focus group!
• They are telling me it is time to go
• They Don't Want Me
• They asked me to write a letter
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• They inspire me
• They call me Engineer-khan
• She told me she wouldn't
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• Something to remember me by
• If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• A circle is defined by three points
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• mark me by seconds
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• They Had No Poet
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• You had me at hello
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• They Flee From Me
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• They don't touch me the same way
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• They Know Me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• They grow up. No one told me.
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• They love me in San Francisco
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Simple words, simple dreams
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Surprised by Joy
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Stand by Me
• Chased by bears
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• virgin by choice
• go by the board
• cheek by jowl
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Attack by Stratagem
• Not guilty by reason of insanity
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• By their fruits you shall know them

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