Findings:

• I could have been one of a two
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Why we have two ears
• The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• two daylogs for the price of one, and all of it is true
• two to one shop
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• Kill two birds with one stone
• You ever have one of those days where you go, "Well. This might as well happen."
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Two heads are better than one
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Have One On Me
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• two in one hand
• One, Two, Three... Infinity
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Two Bad Ones
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Two voices are there: one is of the deep;
• Two girls; one car
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Dinner for One
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Two virgins about to have sex
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Cooking for One
• Winter's Tale II.i
• Results of an audit of one and two thirds boxes of Sweethearts
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• One to Two
• One Potato, Two Potato
• Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
• One Two Three, Not It
• one, two, sixty thousand
• Whisper on the Wind; Introduction plus Verses One and Two
• Puddle jumping one, two, three
• red is red, blue is blue, one is one, and two is two
• Two Crows One Branch
• Samuel Magee & Rings One Two Three
• I have one whole anus
• Fifteen-cent Dinners: Daily Bills of Fare for One Week
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Words that only have one context
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter Two
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!
• One lump or two?
• One Shroom, Two Shroom, Red Shroom, Blue Shroom
• Winter's Tale I.ii
• Where two fight, third one wins
• One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Fox one, two, three
• One if by land, two if by sea
• Rebeca Martinez
• Two steps forward, one step back
• Running two connections down one piece of Cat-5
• Nimbus Two Thousand and One
• two for one margarita specials
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• Into two one
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• One Legged Purple Hippo with Two Elephant Trunks
• one two three not it
• No one can be in two places at once
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• one hen two ducks
• One Two, Buckle My Shoe
• at square one in a bed for two
• Two Lives in One Dark Alley
• zero, one, two, infinity
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• Pigs, Sheep, and Wolves
• two zero one one
• One person in two bodies
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Things you should know before deciding to contract a crippling disease
• Deciding which heart to break next
• candlelight dinner
• After Dinner Cocktail
• "Craft Dinner": a new approach to macaroni and cheese for ailie
• Pupils dilated to the size of dinner plates
• Dinner with the parents
• Elegant Dinner Napkins (user)
• Dorothy Opens the Dinner Pail
• Dinner in Thailand
• Vegan Thanksgiving Dinner
• The Thief Who Came to Dinner
• New England Boiled Dinner
• The Disturbance at Dinner
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• The Man Who Came to Dinner
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Shabbat Dinner Recipes
• I fear that you are planning an aerodynamic mythological coup. I pray this does not interfere with our dinner plans.
• birthday dinner
• Beef, It's What's For Dinner
• hobo dinner
• Dinner theater
• Almond crusted chicken fingers dinner
• Dinner winner
• Dinner Pie Recipes
• Chinese New Year's Eve Dinner aka Reunion Dinner
• Christmas Dinner
• A WOMAN BURNT DINNER
• Fifteen-cent Dinners: Front Matter
• Fifteen-cent Dinners for Workingmen's Families
• Fifteen-cent Dinners: Preface
• Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? Bloody Hell, It's an Irishman!
• My Dinner with Ernie
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• let the wolves sleep
• I have no complaint
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?

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