I have one whole anus. It is pure and umblemished.
I have not tinkered with it. I use it every day.
I take it out for walks and sometimes we chat.
We never eat together. We always get naked at the same time.
My whole anus never uses a raincoat.
I took the liberty of assigning all my specialness to my anus
Soon, I hope to be expanding my collection.

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