Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "this would be terrifying for anyone BESIDES a girl who could put up an unbreakable shield"

• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• anyone could be your brand new love
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• The Man Who Would Be King
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Things that could be
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• The man who refused to be King
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Be a girl for a day
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• it would be hilarious if only
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• What I want to be when I grow up
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If I could be someone
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• That would be me
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• It Could Always Be Worse
• A whimper would be fine
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• OBAFGKM
• Could man be drunk for ever
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• Life without music would be a mistake
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I never thought it would be like this
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Music need not be popular to be good
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• We could all be blind
• Where would America be without Canada?
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• Mind without body
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• That I Would Be Good
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Who Will Be There
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• The mountain could be home
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Just to see what it would be like
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• You could be so delicious
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I used to be that girl.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• I may not be unbreakable
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?

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