Findings:
- all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Automobile tire pressure
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- they seem each like a smile of great sweetness
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- There are times when they seem to be right
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- They Might Be Giants
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- What it's like to be in love
- She must be what cocaine is like
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- Farmers' Market
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- I should be able to remember your face
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- I know what it's like to be dead
- why you should never be a referee
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- I should be running in the sunshine
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- How Should A Person Be?
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- This node should be filled with renga!
- This node should be filled with haiku!
- Much like what music wants to be
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- stupidity should be painful
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- Laundry should be free
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- Food should not be luminous
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- Children should be seen and not heard
- AI should be our top priority.
- If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
- Chalant should be a word!
- No threat should be taken lightly
- The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
- Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
- You Should Be Sober
- What seems to be the problem officer?
- What it's like to be free of the FBI
- Why should we be moral?
- taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
- Hot pursuit
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- What life after death will really be like
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- The Ten Commandments revised
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- titles should be approached laterally
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- This node should be filled with sonnets!
- play dumb
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- What is it like to be a bat?
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
- What it's like to be skinny
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- Things every child should be taught
- Mind without body
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- What is and what should never be
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- Should high school be mandatory?
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- Should I be sorry?
- Just to see what it would be like
- Look siad me Be like me
- Be different, just like everyone else
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- It should not be this complicated
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- I seem to be a verb
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- Be a model or just look like one
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
- Things never were what they used to be
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- Funerals should be a celebration
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- They will not be named!
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- This node should be filled with bees!
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
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