Findings:

• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Attempted Suicide by Statue of Liberty
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• I never thought it would be like this
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I don't need to be loved by you
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Amused to Death
• Amuse
• Amused
• We are not amused
• Amuse yourself on public transportation
• amuse gueule
• amuse bouche
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• The couple gets off, neither looks amused
• Attempt to gog
• Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
• Random House assists the attempted gay overthrow of established world order...probably.
• My first comet
• clumsy attempts at buttons and belts
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• You deny that fact in an attempt to suppress that facet of your reality
• An attempted topological eversion of self in regular homotopy
• using religion as a pick-up attempt
• attempted murder
• The assassination attempt on Chen Shui-bian and Annette Lu
• attempted rape
• Xerxes and I Attempted the Conquest of Greece
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• An attempt at Goth gangsta rap
• The Latest and Greatest Attempt to Subvert the Geneva Convention
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• She is willing to attempt to retrieve the data. Go with her.
• An attempt at a heavy metal themed bodice ripper
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• United States Presidential assassination attempts
• live vicariously through someone else's attempt at a dark past
• In which I attempt more puns
• it is a crime to attempt to simplify the world
• They Might Be Giants
• This statement cannot be proven
• Free to Be, You and Me
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• the world will be remade in our image
• Be all that you can be
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I know what it's like to be dead
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Not to be taken internally
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• Soon to be off the air
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• begging to be loved
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Be careful what you wish for
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• good reasons to be content

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