Findings:
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- play dumb
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Why old people piss me off
- You like me, you really like me!
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Stand by Me
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Who's dreaming it, then? You, or me?
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- who did this to me?
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- You people disgust me
- The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
- It is the way of my people
- cat haters
- Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- you cannot kill me in a way that matters
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- If you really loved me
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- The muffins are talking to me
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- Flaunting your sexuality
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- The rules of pool are not selective
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- you affect me in invisible ways
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Did you once stand before me without shame?
- all of these people are me
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I did not approach people; people did not approach me
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- The way you look at me gives me butterflies
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Some people call me a drama queen
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- all who come to me with this map are lost
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- To the drive who keeps taking me
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- to my lover who is most similar to me
- If you care only about you, and I care only about you, who cares aout me?
- Creative ways of killing people
- Don't ask me to drive on the freeway I will piss myself
- People, on the whole, frighten and confuse me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- Taking things at surface value
- Dead links in writeups
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- Know your pets
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- People who don't smoke will never die
- The bored who complain
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- Going by the script when talking to people
- Capitalize, please
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- Gravity really gets me down
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- You Really Got Me
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- They don't touch me the same way
- There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
- People just expect things from me
- The benefits of famous people marrying me
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- The radios are talking to me again
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- People confuse me
- These people are still happening to me
- Love me the way that I love you
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- People without spines annoy me.
- Don't stand so close to me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- who me (user)
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- let me know who you are now.
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
- Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
- the way you don't look at me
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- The stranger who hates me
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- Pay me for the door repair charge
- People listen to me? WTF
- Talking to Tesla: The Mirror that is the Door
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