Findings:

• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• play dumb
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Why old people piss me off
• You like me, you really like me!
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Stand by Me
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Who's dreaming it, then? You, or me?
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• who did this to me?
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• You people disgust me
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• It is the way of my people
• cat haters
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• you cannot kill me in a way that matters
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• If you really loved me
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• The muffins are talking to me
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Flaunting your sexuality
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• The rules of pool are not selective
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• you affect me in invisible ways
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• all of these people are me
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Some people call me a drama queen
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• to my lover who is most similar to me
• If you care only about you, and I care only about you, who cares aout me?
• Creative ways of killing people
• Don't ask me to drive on the freeway I will piss myself
• People, on the whole, frighten and confuse me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Taking things at surface value
• Dead links in writeups
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Know your pets
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• People who don't smoke will never die
• The bored who complain
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Capitalize, please
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• Gravity really gets me down
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You Really Got Me
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• They don't touch me the same way
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• People just expect things from me
• The benefits of famous people marrying me
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• The radios are talking to me again
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• People confuse me
• These people are still happening to me
• Love me the way that I love you
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• People without spines annoy me.
• Don't stand so close to me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• who me (user)
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• let me know who you are now.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• the way you don't look at me
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• The stranger who hates me
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Pay me for the door repair charge
• People listen to me? WTF
• Talking to Tesla: The Mirror that is the Door

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