Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "no officer, he just makes us listen to Christian talk radio and tells us our cousins are better kids than we are."

• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• We no longer celebrate what makes us the same, only what makes us different.
• How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Just Us Kids
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• Just the Ten of Us
• Just us, my flame and I
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• Why British Celebrities rarely make it in the US
• There Is No Love Between Us Anymore
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
• Kids R Us
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Our children will judge us by our memes
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• Tell us your troubles
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• The ivory men make company between us
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• She just stares at us like we're crazy
• Time filled with encounters that leave no mark on us
• High school doth make cowards of us all
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• let us not lift our voices and speak like we are little girls
• Augmenting the working classes to make them more useful to us
• Those of us who are thieves starve without a joker in our deck.
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• Forgive us our trespasses... (e2poll)
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• Let us be our own pornographers
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• The impending nickname shortage
• Our lies reveal as much about us as our truths
• Watchman, Tell Us of the Night
• It is not legal to make us sterile
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• He will bring us goodness and light
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Too much school makes us crack
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• Death makes angels of us all
• Your clumsy propaganda only makes us laugh
• night makes a fool of us in daylight
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
• the multiplicity of detail in time and space is a conspiracy by big universe to make it impossible for us to understand everything
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• U.S. policy on First Use
• Everything2 is in direct violation of US Patent No. 6,031,537
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• The rumbles in our sleep we do not hear that do not kill us
• Our warning signs will protect us
• their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
• Forgive us, our instructors are foreigners
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Legislation to save us from our own stupidity
• Death swept down the road and demonstrated the dangers of departmental infighting while the rest of us made our escape
• You are smarter than us
• reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
• US Policy on the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty
• US Amateur Radio Bands
• then tell us the way
• Mardi Gras celebrations in the US other than New Orleans: an observation
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• great things he has taught us
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• A modem is better than nothing
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• There is no "Judeo Christian" ethic
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• More than he was willing to give
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• better than half my insides
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Christian Radio
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Our God, He Is Alive
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It doesn't get any better than this
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• leave it better than you found it
• Better Than Bouillon
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• It's just the way that he walks
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• all other times are better than 6 am
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• Original better than the sequel
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• He ain't no movie star
• Better safe than sorry
• he just died
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• You aren't better than human
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• A Satanist is just a Christian who chose the losing side.
• Better Than Garbo
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Maybe He's A Christian
• Rebeca Martinez
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• What can be better than that?
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours

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