Findings:

• Make shit up
• If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
• make up sex
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• To make up for this, I ate a lot of pastries.
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• Some nights, I lie in my bed and stare up at the stars...
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Some needlessly emo poetry trying desperately hard to make a pun midway through
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• We did not make this up
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Make Up Rate Stamp
• Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• How to make roses open up
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• Clearing Up Some Misconceptions: Donation Box
• Grease up the mirror with some lipstick
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
• Kiss and make up
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• excuse
• Excuse me
• Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• The good excuse of cigarettes
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Ignorance is no excuse
• SubGenius Divine Excuse
• juggler's excuses
• Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• a good excuse (user)
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• excuse moi (user)
• Your excuses are feeble and dorky and adorable
• No Excuses
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• Excuses
• make
• Men make more money than women
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• How to make brown
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• how to make a mess
• Whatever makes you happy on a Friday night
• make love
• This dress makes you look fat
• Time to make the donuts
• Who makes God's rules?
• make ends meet
• Let's Make a Deal
• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• Maked
• Make 7-Up Yours
• Nine tailors make a man
• James makes it funky
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• Noises animals make in different languages
• shortcrust pastry
• Make my day
• Make Way for Ducklings
• All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
• To make Parsnip Wine
• American honey wine
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• SOY! SOY! SOY! Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! SOY!
• Make Believe
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• What makes me beautiful
• Make squashing people as unpleasant as possible
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Make a beat
• Make a break
• Make a bum beef
• Make a joint
• Make a kisser
• Random socks, balled up
• To Make a Hoosier Holiday
• Songs to Make Love To
• I sold my soul to make a record
• make it so
• Make your keyboard's "Windows Keys" into "Super" shift keys for (X)Emacs
• Timid virgins make dull company
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• How to make whine
• Thou shall not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind
• How to make love to a virgin
• Old chestnut: Coins to make a dollar
• Too much school makes us crack
• Sequential cooling to make dumb messages in Cool User Picks
• you make me think of death
• Existentialists make bad boyfriends
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time
• The less you know, the more money you make
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• packaging that makes you instantly suspicious
• Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
• Paneer
• Vindaloo Paste
• Make a career
• you make the call
• Make yourself at home - clean my kitchen!
• Need a phrase that makes this sentence offensive to all
• Duct tape does not make a good bra
• Just before you make that next move...
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Campfire
• Alfredo sauce
• Make cigarettes illegal
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• How to make a fake fire
• Queso blanco
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• The color that makes you look good
• How much money do you make?
• High school doth make cowards of us all
• A gun is a machine whose sole purpose is to make quick killing easier
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• two positives never make a negative
• I bet I can make you say black
• Msgs that make you feel loved
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• Gari

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