Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "knowing perfectly damned well that you are the single luckiest bastard on the face of the planet"

• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and in meaning.
• A single sunny day spent laughing in the face of impending disaster
• Faces At The Bottom Of The Well
• The Bastard (user)
• bastard
• Bastard Operator from Hell
• Ol' Dirty Bastard
• rat bastard
• Fat Bastard
• High Ping Bastard
• A flip dark chill winter bastard though dry
• The Bastard Theory
• bastard sword
• bastard play
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• bastard (user)
• Gentleman in public and a bastard in bed
• That yellow bastard
• Arrogant Bastard Ale
• bastard pill
• The Two Lying Bastards Show
• Fat Bastard Chardonnay
• Utter Bastard
• a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
• Dreamy bastard
• Op:l Bastards
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• One smelting bastard
• why I like fat bastards
• Bastard Amber
• Big Bastard (user)
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Lars Frederiksen And The Bastards
• bastard feudalism
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• Suffering bastard
• bastard child of change
• Asperger, you bastard
• Bastard Son of Tommy Cooper
• tokyo bastard (user)
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• Bastard Pool
• Commie Bastard (user)
• Bastard Pop
• Low Ping Bastard
• Bastard Digital Laser Disc
• Spherical bastards
• Rational Bastard (user)
• Bastard!!
• William the Bastard
• Bastard search
• The bastard on the couch
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• Furry Bastard (user)
• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
• Voltaire's Bastards
• Old ye bastard (user)
• Hobbes's Bastard (user)
• Dirty Old Bastard
• Pownoll Bastard Pellew, 2nd Viscount Exmouth
• Dirty Rotten Bastards
• Bastard prompt
• 1horny bastard (user)
• Bastard wing
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Saint Bastard's Day
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
• Bastard Fairies
• magnificent imagination bastard
• Those Poor Bastards
• sadist bastard (user)
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Bastards and Angels
• Bastards and Angels: Dr. Albert C. Barnes, the Barnes Foundation, and the Rich White Fuck Civil War (node_forward)
• Saint Bastard
• You're a rat bastard, Charlie Brown
• Beautiful Bastard
• Our Magnificent Bastard Tongue
• Equal-Opportunity Bastard, Debrouillard, and Provocateur
• An open letter to Tesla drivers and their electric car kin
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• worth a damn
• damn
• The Best Damn Band in the Land
• God damned sons of bitches
• damned
• The Damned
• Damn, I'm good.
• Damn Yankees
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• Lies, damn lies, and statistics
• Damning with faint praise
• God Damn it!
• Damn skippy
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Damn the man
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• Damn Dirty Apes
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Just give him the damned fish
• Damn poem still haunts me
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• The Queen of the Damned
• Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
• power walking in the damn mall
• Damn porpoises!
• Damn, I look good today
• Phasing all over the damn place
• Circus of the Damned
• Feeling pretty damned academic
• Damned to Hell by age 7
• No damn you, it's nothing like a chess game
• Parking warning
• A tinker's damn
• Damn Academics
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• It's about damn time
• Damn You, Damn Everyone
• Dilvish, The Damned
• How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
• Depressing but probably true rules of life
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• Damn, you can see stars
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• God Damn You, Professor Mysterious!
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Lies, Damn Lies & ICQ Messages
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• HOT DAMN! An E2 gathering in Ohio?!?!!
• Safeway of the damned
• The Book of the Damned
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 1
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 2
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 3
• HOT DAMN!: Drinking, Debauchery, and Dastardly Deeds
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 4
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 5
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 6
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 7
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 8
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 9
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 10
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 11
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 12
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 13
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 14
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 15
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 16
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 17
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 18
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 19
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 20
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 21
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 22
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 23
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 24
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 25
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 27
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 28
• Manifesto of the Damned
• the best damned story ever written
• Damn everything but the circus!
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'

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