proposed in the hammock node
was a dreamy bastard. Having been beaten in Scrabble
by one pukesick, I felt the urge to figure out what made him so dreamy - I already sort of knew he was a bastard
. I went to his homenode
and found the most infinitely dreamy thing:
ish old fashioned bathtub with flowers painted on it. Pukesick hearts it.
Now, ordinarily my heart will not be moved by a bathtub, but somehow this sway
ed me. I like bathtubs without showers, and I miss the old brown one I used to lounge about in when I lived in ghetto Detroit
. I wonder if pukesick hearts his bathtub as much as I hearted mine, which had clawed feet and a long, curved faucet.
Pukesick, I covet
your bathtub, you dreamy bastard.
has informed me of a cast iron eagle clawed bathtub which resides in his house. His house is closer than pukesick
's, hence he is now the dreamier bastard. Bastards.
says, "I have a cast iron frying pan, almost big enough to sit in. Does this make me a dreamy haus frau?"
-no, it makes you a lesser bastard.