Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "if that damn bitch dog doesn't shut up, by god, i'll shoot it and or myself very soon"

• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• God damned sons of bitches
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Put up or shut up
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Looking up a word by its definition
• don't shoot the hand of god
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Swimming pool injury
• Shoot the Dog
• Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
• If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• Smack My Bitch Up
• God Damn Robot, Episode I: The Phantom Mess
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• There By the Grace of God
• Listen in total darkness, or in a very large room, very quietly
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• Shut up, Little Man!
• To Daisies, not to shut so soon
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Damned to Hell by age 7
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Sewn up by frost
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Why God doesn't ride photons
• I REALLY hate this god damn robot
• A Dog Day, or the Angel in the House
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Seven: The Greatest Ill Among Men Is Ignorance of God
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Perfect Game of Robotron Achieved by God
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• are you worshipping god? or are you worshipping an idea?
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• "Shut up," he explained
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• Wanting to shut up forever
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
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• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• Shards of memory stirred up by the wind
• Pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps
• By hook or by crook
• Black holes are where God divided by zero
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• God Damn it!
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• I'll stand by you
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• I hate this god damn robot
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• God probably doesn't exist
• A God Damn Robot Christmas
• God is good, people are screwed up
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Bitch set me up!
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
• Dog Shoots Man
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Give In, Or Give Up
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Bitches done tore up my IALAC sign
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Camels, sandpeaks and silhouettes, or, a very quiet adventure
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
• Shut up
• shoot up
• Cities: Skylines, or: This is a very 20th-century type of city we're building here
• A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• Shut up and jump
• Shut up and cover the pie
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• For Gods Sake roll up the windows
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Middle-aged mom tagged by customs dog
• Fossils were put there by God
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• The circuit is completed by the dog
• DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
• Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Touched by the Hand of God
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• god damn the sea (user)
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• What up, Dog?
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• up the hill, houses and the ghosts of two dogs
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• kiss it up to God
• It's Me or the Dog
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• a conversation with this, that, or the other god
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• The Prime Mover, or God
• Nicorette, or: False Gods
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• Rise Up O Men of God
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• God Damn You, Professor Mysterious!
• Noises made by dogs in different languages
• Lie to Myself, or Lie to the World
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• Waking Up God
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Dear God, I Hate Myself
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself

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