Findings:

• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Fast, Cheap and Out of Control
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• really. I'm good
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I'm too old for this shit
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm no good at enigmas
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• I'm good for it.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• Damn, I'm good.
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• So. Central Rain
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm Going Home
• Out of Control
• I'm in this for the long haul
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm gay
• I'm not that kinda girl
• CORDYCEPS: Too clever for their own good
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• imm
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm Proud of You
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm Losing You
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
• Hands off, I'm special
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I'm bored
• I'm just a bill
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• My cats think I'm a God
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm with stupid
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I'm a little tea pot
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm
• the good days are killing me too
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• IM
• Crush out of control
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm sorry
• I'm with the band
• Im-
• I'm not sure
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm tired
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm not very cool
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm Your Fan
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm Glad
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American

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