Findings:
- What pornos would have us believe
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- you would have been
- you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- it's God's work to have us fail
- I would like to have emotions
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- You stole what they would have given you
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- What have the Spanish ever done for us
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
- he would have cried
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- Bernie would have won
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- If you were truly free, you would have a choice. Do you have a choice?
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I believe you have my stapler
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- I believe love and cats have nine lives.
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- E.T. may have helped us evolve
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- he would have laughed
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- The hope that one of us would learn to swim
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
- I don't believe in people
- I can't believe it's not human flesh
- Do You Believe
- Human beings will believe anything
- Silly things we believe when we're kids
- Ripley's Believe it or Not!
- believe it or not
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- We believe in free speech -- and free beatings
- Why do we believe science is causal?
- would you like some salt?
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- I don't believe in anything
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
- I believe in God
- Believe in the possibility
- I don't believe in falling in love
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Never believe your users
- A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
- Why do people believe in God?
- Reasons to Believe
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
- She didn't believe in transcendence
- Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
- You don't believe in evolution?
- I Used to Believe
- I believe in a soluble fish
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
- a lie I needed to believe
- At night, she still believes in him
- Why People Believe Weird Things
- The difference between feel, think, and believe
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Lord, I believe; help thou my unbelief
- I do believe in assigning value to things.
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- she wants to believe
- The X-Files: I Want to Believe
- Change I can believe in
- It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
- This is what Scientologists actually believe
- He believes he has written a poem, yes.
- Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
- Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
- Believe (user)
- I believe in people
- a make believe philosophy
- BeLIEves (user)
- believe nothing (user)
- I believe in the infinite
- I believe my father
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- the moment you believe ideas exist, you are lost
- What a Fool Believes
- Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
- do you believe in the universe?
- Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
- believe, assess, decide, act
- Despite
- They managed to get to the moon despite it
- Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
- Ice fishing becomes madly popular in the American midwest, despite the unseasonable late November thaw
- Why chart music is inexplicably popular despite being 95% boiled arse
- Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
- Have Blue (user)
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- have
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have you tried rebooting?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- She's Gotta Have It
- Justice and piety have vanished
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