Findings:

• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• September has such a feeling
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• You are nothing but the sum of your friends
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• You can run, but you can't hide
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• Can real love survive over time
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• But can a robot love.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I can quit any time I want
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• Ladies, it's high time you became friends with your clitoris
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• If I could turn back time
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• You can, but you may not
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Hot pursuit
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• like you're blind but still can see
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Time flies but aeroplanes crash
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• but with words we can create anything
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• My microwave can stop time
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• The kinds of friends I can change my clothes in front of
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Can we still be friends?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• We live in hedonistic times, my friend.
• The time I nearly killed my friends
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• When I turned round...
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?

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