Findings:

• in the end it was better that we were apart
• We No Longer Knew Who We Were
• No actual dragons were harmed in the making of this product
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• no shit, there we were
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• If there were no birds
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• No, we're not friends.
• Oh No it's the Helepolis, We're Doomed...or Not
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• The "No soap, radio!" joke
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• No better friend, no worse enemy
• There's no better mirror than a child
• No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• No Sex Please: We're British
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• There were times better than this
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• better
• A modem is better than nothing
• the better angels of our nature
• Better Living Through Chemistry
• Better Than Ezra
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• better, faster, cheaper
• I look better when I am wet
• Music was better in the old days
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• Better luck next time
• better half
• Nobody Does It Better
• females are better than males
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Better him than me
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Know me better, and love me better
• Everything's better with vocoders!
• A better place
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• It's better to have loved and lost
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Better in the original
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better Living Through Circuitry
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• Better than Life
• I can do much better than this
• It will get better
• A determination to do better than
• There was a time when I was a better person
• You should know better
• I was a homeless bum
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• I like the curves far better
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Robert Frost deserves better
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Typing in all caps works better
• A moral system based on more and better sex
• Better Man
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Bugger this: I want a better world
• Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• six steps to better software
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• A better life through lying
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Some Days are Better than Others
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• A better door
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Better Business Bureau
• all better
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Better the devil you know
• Original better than the sequel
• Something Even Better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• You had better...!!!
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Better safe than sorry
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Better than Sex
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• How to become a better anorexic
• you know better
• for() is better than while()
• The less you know, the better you sleep
• How to take better photos
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Vegetarians taste better
• I must die or be better
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• A Better Version of Me
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Wish for Something Better
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
• Worse is better
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• Better warning labels
• Shoujo advocacy through better consumerism
• Beer Drinkers Make Better Lovers
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Better solutions for surname descent
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• More is better
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• The king of somnambulists demands more and better moons
• Second city is better theory
• Better Than Garbo
• The next life will be better
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• Rebeca Martinez
• Getting Better
• What can be better than that?
• had better
• Better Days
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• better late than never
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Better things to do? (e2poll)

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