are the key to make Earth
a better world. If we, as humans, can live as they do, we will be much better off.
Smurfs are obviously superior to humans
. I mean, really, Gargamel was a human and the smurfs always
beat him. Even when Gargamel
managed to kidnap one of the smurfs, the rest of them all teamed together to form a perfect society
and rescue that one not-so-lucky smurf.
Smurfs are immortal. You never see a smurf die. Even when the jokester smurf
gives them a "gift", which turns out to be a bomb, all that happens is their faces get black. And the smurfs laugh about it afterwards!! They take it all in good humor. As opposed to us humans--when somebody gives us a bomb
, we get blown to pieces, and if we don't get killed, we're probably pretty fucking pissed. And because they're immortal, they can forever protect the forest
that they live in, making it a better place.
Smurfs have the perfect form of government. Although they are clearly communist, their communism is what communism should be on paper--it's the perfect Marxist
society! If one smurf's house gets crushed, or destroyed somehow, all the other smurfs will offer them a home until they can grow a new home. They share all the products, eliminating all greed
. They have no money
, which makes their lives simpler--they don't have to worry about how much bread
they can afford.
Smurfs are perfectly in tune with nature
. They live in mushrooms--if a house is destroyed, they can just grow a new one. If there's a famine, they can eat their houses
. You never see a smurf with garbage, of any kind. This means that they use everything, no matter how insignificant it is. This way, there are no smurf landfills
, or smurfs recycling plants, because they can use everything.
Smurfs are forgiving of each other. No matter what clumsy smurf
does, nobody yells at him, or gets angry. No matter how many joke bombs the prankster gives out, the other smurfs just laugh at it--they don't have him arrested for attempted murder
. This makes them accepting of each other, which is why they're the perfect society.