Findings:

• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• the universe is deterministic and we have free will
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I will stitch your heart together with filthy twine and sex
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• She Will Have Her Way
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone!
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Comics Will Break Your Heart
• tell me what you have in your heart
• Heart! We Will Forget Him!
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• They didn't have the heart
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• the water will eat my heart
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• My mission is noble, my heart is pure. I have nothing to fear.
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• Questions we will never have answers to
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• You have a heart of ultimate and universal fear
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Heart, have no pity
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Have brain, will travel
• Many have died; you also will die.
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
• You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• You will suffer long term physiological damage if you swallow that gum!
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you found Jesus?
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I have lots of gay friends
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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