Findings:

• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• A whimper would be fine
• You mean the me that you would be
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Helping people cheat
• The best time of day to node for maximum XP
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Just kiss her
• I kissed her in the hair
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• I never thought it would be like this
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Mind without body
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Let there be another next time
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• They knew what our pain would be.
• If you would be seated
• In Time: The Best of R.E.M. 1988-2003
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• seagulls screaming kiss her kiss her
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• That would be me
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• There will be time
• A fine time to be in the Army
• There are times when they seem to be right
• OBAFGKM
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• it would be hilarious if only
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• our best kisses are always at earthquakes and impacts
• Best Time
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• The best kind of bartender
• Telling Anna you love her the first time
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• The first time I saw her
• I will kiss her blemish
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• All will be well again in time
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• That I Would Be Good
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Just to see what it would be like
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Just be home in time for supper
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Hot pursuit
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Life without music would be a mistake
• What a kiss can be
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• for now this is the best that can be done
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• If you would be so kind
• That Would Be Enough
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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