Findings:
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- though they could speak and had beautiful voices
- They could have saved Kevin
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- They Have a Word for It
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- You stole what they would have given you
- They Had No Poet
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- They have taken enough
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- They have bears in Italy
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
- They must have faces
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- The way things have always been done
- They had been expecting me
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- The Fun They Had
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- The Ten Commandments revised
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- They have no bones.
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- People want what they cannot have
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
- Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- They didn't have the heart
- I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- They had left, but her mascara kept running
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- They don't touch me the same way
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- He's been places they have not.
- I like my breasts the way they are
- By the way, those chairs, they spin
- Beings from space: What could they want?
- They did so because they believed they could.
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- They don't know what I've done
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- What have the Spanish ever done for us
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- The tattoo phenomenon
- She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
- Questions I have had today
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- if you have had your midnights
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- Eyes that had a way of making time stop
- any way, shape or form
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- What have you done for me lately?
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
- We have had enough of your beige
- And What Have You Done With My Body God?
- I could have been Canadian
- How we could still have a President Trump
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
- How to solve any number sequence puzzle
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- These papers do not show what I have done
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- I have had enough of Survivor
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- How to turn any number into a 9
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Convert any number to decimal
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I could have known everything for five dollars
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- How could you ever have enough?
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- Five ways Trump could still lose
- When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
- the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
- That which I should have done I did not do
- Ghosts must have done it!
- Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
- Ways to Say you're done
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- You don't have any real problems
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