Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Seriously what the hell. This is like those people who complain about people who post selfies on Instagram. Go eat your cardboard and leave the happy people alone."

• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• The bored who complain
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Dead links in writeups
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• People who carp about their jobs
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• The other people who hate war
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• people who wear camo
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• People who don't read
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• people who don't exist
• cat haters
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Capitalize, please
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Type A blood
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Two people who are not touching
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Know your pets
• people who need people are just people who need people
• People who love FTP
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• People who died laughing
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• play dumb
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• The rules of pool are not selective
• People who use Windows
• Why people who jog live longer
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Using a command line
• How to get people to leave you alone
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• People who are not anarchists
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• The People Who Used to Live There
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Taking things at surface value
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIV
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter II
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• let go of what you think other people think
• The Umbrella Academy is about damaged people
• I like to kick people with my fists
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIII
• Where people go when people die
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• insulting people you like
• How to scare the hell out of people using flour
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter III
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IV
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IX
• Going to a movie on the opening night
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XI
• Treating people like literal robots
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• The Everything People Registry : Hell
• 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• People Like Us
• what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter I
• Dance alone with other people
• Hell is other people
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VIII
• Those who are the most intelligent are often the most likely to go insane
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XII
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XV
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Shiny Happy People
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• People who are going to hell
• The five people you meet in hell
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• A joke about dealing with people
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Japanese people like to play games
• The thing to understand about trans people
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• stuff white people like
• The ones who are happy to survive are inside, partying. The ones who strive for evolution are outside, alone, seething with contempt, working through the night.
• The Everything People Registry : USA : Cardboard Box Cities Behind Wal-Marts
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• Stuff White People Like: A Kierkegaardian View
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter V
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter X
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VII
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• and the people look like flowers at last
• In my world, Thanksgiving turkeys eat people

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