Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Paolini did this one, too, though his parents legit owned a publishing house. Not a fake one like Gunter"

• A quiet life doing one's own work
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• It checked every flower twice, the dead ones too
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• Bleak House, Chapter One
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• No One Sang Like Michael
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Each one has their own story
• The Ghost of the Old House of Commons, to the New One, appointed to meet at Oxford
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I liked the one with the whales
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Fake proof that if one person in a room is a redhead, then all the people in that room are redheads
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Britain Entering World War I
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• The ritualistic cannibalization of one's own savior is weird
• Killing one's family and then killing oneself
• haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
• A Place of One's Own
• A Room of One's Own
• when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
• Farewell to one of our own, one of our best (document)
• A garden of one's own
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Still though the One I Sing
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• tag after one like a tantony pig
• Be a model or just look like one
• if tables could express gratitude, this one did
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Jesse, at the helm of his own fears
• The Young Ones
• One Nation
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• Obsequious One (user)
• one inch punch
• that one
• His mouth tastes like blood and sugar.
• Zondervan Publishing House
• the baker's fire, though it may punish the careless, is not treacherous like the hunter's fire. it has not tasted blood.
• Men did not always like large breasts
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• one-night stand
• Left to His Own Devices
• A man and his own face
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• To each his own religion
• We are like searchers in a house of darkness
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
• One Crazy Summer
• What did Jesus look like?
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• In one sitting
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• Pepsi One
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• everything is on the One
• one name phenomenon
• Hackers - Episode One: The Phantom Mitnick
• One-Winged Angel
• Anonymous One (user)
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Sparkling like a star in his hand, melting like a snowflake
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Your words like warm water, his words like salt
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• A Frolic of his Own
• If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• Too Legit To Quit
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• A World of His Own
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I'd like some dreams too
• I like the sound of my own voice
• I killed a man with his own stomach
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• square one
• Buy one gallon of gas at a time
• one armed bandit
• Infinity plus one
• ones
• One Ring
• number one
• Channel One
• One Love
• One Microsoft Way
• Tie one on
• One Lap of America
• Trust No One
• in a sanctuary of geeks, not one solution
• Dry bones can harm no one
• One Shot One Kill
• To the world you're just one person
• One Foot in the Grave
• The Other One
• One Node to Rule Them All
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• History of His Own Time
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• The weary Titan staggers under the too vast orb of his fate.
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• Pictures of my parents' house taped on my fridge door
• he is too shy to write his tale
• standing on my lawn, with the scissors in your hands, and you could come in where you'd like, to my paper house
• Chicken House Publishing
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• sit like a house on fire
• Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils
• The House Smelled Like Blueberry Pie
• Building software is like building a house
• In his house in Wonderland, dead Totoro lies dreaming.
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Hot pursuit
• I like you too
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• She tastes like gingerbread, too.
• It lingers in the air like too many tomorrows
• Though I sang in my chains like the sea
• A Prophet in His Own Country
• One
• one of the lost
• Great Old Ones
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own

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