Findings:

• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm just sayin'.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I'm not talking about
• i'm just a girl
• Putting your foot in your mouth and talking through a hole in your ass
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm just guessing
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Ass Pain
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm just a bill
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm just sayin'
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I'm just here for the candy
• it's all just god talking
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• ass chip
• Covering your ass
• bad ass
• swamp ass
• ass
• Up Your Ass
• Rat's ass
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and the Horse
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Ass in the Lion's Skin
• The Ass and the Wolf
• The Goat and the Ass
• Kiss my ass
• Big Ass Truck
• jawbone of an ass
• Asses of Fire
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• Piece of ass
• The Kennedy crimes
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• Persian wild ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• Your ass is indefensible
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• How to wipe your ass
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• my ass, your face
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
• Use of "ass" as an intensifier
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• The color of an ass on the run
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• And the Ass Saw the Angel
• Big Ass Ham
• Weird-ass exam technique
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Kerr's Ass
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• The Wild Colonials
• Cool ass babe
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Ass and potpourri
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The Obscene Ass
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• half-assed
• Bust Ass Falls
• Canada Kicks Ass
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Duck's ass
• My first smart ass comment
• bad ass (user)
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• we set fire to our homes, walking barefoot in the snow
• On the Road with My Pet Goat
• African wild ass
• Ass Ponys
• Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
• thug ass nigga (user)
• hoss ass hole (user)
• haul ass
• Fat Ass (user)
• ass hole!!! (user)
• dumb ass (user)
• ass over teakettle
• The Devil is an Ass
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• show your ass (user)
• candy ass (user)
• ass candy (user)
• ass butt (user)
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• The law is an ass
• Jack ass (user)
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• Ass kisser
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• grabbing ass
• hot ass chris (user)
• trina sexy ass (user)
• ass whole (user)
• virgan ass (user)
• Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
• Dat ass
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass

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