Findings:

• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• Living alone, one is apt to prefer a view of water
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• I'm an Amateur at Life
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Tired, Hungry and Full of Life
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• Living The Bohemian Life
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• One step closer to life
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• Night of the Living Jeopardy! Champion: Round One
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• One Life to Live
• Living your whole life with all the doors unlocked
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Life. Get one. (user)
• Unknowingly, you are living in a "Word World", as in a fictitious life in a counterfeit nation
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Life Is Worth Living
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• living in one room
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• It's late, and I'm tired
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm in one of those moods again
• I've been living my life half asleep
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Life cycle of one Dragonheart puppet
• One life
• This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• Congratulations: you are living a life devoid of any serious problems
• Reevaluating One's Life in a Nondescript Exit Town
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• The Life and Times, part one.
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Life is one big misunderstanding
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• After living a life in darkness, the first steps into the light are the hardest to bear.
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm tired of calling 911
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• drift tires
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm game
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm a Pepper
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm scared
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm The Man
• I know more when I'm alone
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!

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