Some
thing to be said to a
person who takes
offence at some
trivial
thing.
Slightly adapted from a phrase used by Lobsang Rampa in his writeup
to the node 'Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry
Christmas'.
People will take offence all too readily to anything in this day and
age -- as can be seen from examples in 'Are We All That
Uptight?' -- even when there are things we should
care about, e.g. famine, war, terrorism, and
Westlife, going virtually unnoticed. Therefore, I expect this phrase
to get plenty of mileage.