Findings:
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- youre losing me
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- You're not the boss of me
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- Two condoms, she makes me wear
- Stop Me (If You've Heard This Before)
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- I'm not sure
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- I'm glad you're here.
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- why am i me, and you're you?
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- Once you're through with me, relegate me to memory
- Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
- For As Long As You've Known Me
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Charmed, I'm sure
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
- I'm OK, you're not OK
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- I'm drowning and you're describing the water
- send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- well im sure (user)
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
- Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
- huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
- You've got to be kidding me
- when you're ready to touch me again
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm OK, You're OK
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Break me. I'm elated.
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
- I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- If you're hungry, blame me
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- You're like a brother to me
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I still haven't found what I'm looking for
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- She found me on public transportation
- The Condom Game
- Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
- The History of Condoms
- Medieval Condom
- Distribution of condom prices in Flagstaff, AZ
- Hydrate, Moderate and Use a Condom
- Elderly
- Biological Defense Mechanisms of The Elderly
- Hearing Aids and the Elderly
- Why elderly women should drink more alcohol to prevent osteoporosis
- Blumfeld, an Elderly Bachelor
- Japan and the Elderly
- Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- Found Art Log: 9/26/00
- Lost & Found
- Found Poem
- Found sleep and, now I know tired
- Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
- She found her bliss between the headphones, and pursed her lips.
- Found on Bancroft Avenue
- 404 Not Found
- How the Wizard Found Dorothy
- Lost and Found (user)
- we found an old letter
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- I found $100 today
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