Findings:

• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• he would have laughed
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I Have a Bed Made of Buttermilk Pancakes
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• You stole what they would have given you
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• he would have cried
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• With the song still in them
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Let them have Festivas
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• you would have been
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• What pornos would have us believe
• Have you ever made a just man?
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I would like to have emotions
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I have made up a name for my disease
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Bernie would have won
• How we could still have a President Trump
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Screw you, Home Depot! I still have my penis!
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• I still have the scar
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• what real progress have we made?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• What Would Heinlein Do?
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• and the poets looked at them, and made verses
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I still wear the bracelet you made me
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• strength is made in the space between what you're used to, and what would damage you
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• You mean the me that you would be
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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