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A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
He taught me how to smoke
The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
That's Just How He Was
He's on fire!
Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
It's just the way that he walks
I can't operate this robot; he is my son
Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
How to start a fire without matches
he twists in fire
when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
As if he knew that words were how I kissed
Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
If he's late, you can always start without him
I saved his life. He does not know it.
How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
you can't start a fire without a spark
He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
he likes to watch you walk
I can't live without you
Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
They will love him long after he is gone.
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
He lives in my soul
How Do I Live
He Walks
Where once he walked
Loving Jesus for the life he lived
How to cut a hole in a postcard large enough to walk through
Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
He will bring us goodness and light
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
He who wants to fight will find a club
The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
A man feared that he might find an assassin
How to not give a fuck
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
Surely he would remember this
He Knows Not Their Names
Shit fire and save matches
He is radical and funky fresh!
Chris and What He Untaught Me
Song of the Sorceress
The one he murdered once still loves him
he says
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
mad he (user)
He's not heavy, he's just lame
He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
A Quick One (While He's Away)
How Sprint fires people
hes (user)
this is how I say fuck you
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
Don't Go Out the Door
he/she
He fled
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
"Fill it in", he said.
You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
He giggles, as he wiggles
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
And we killed him and he's dead.
More than he was willing to give
I can't stand up for falling down
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
He Is Born
s/he
he who (user)
Ancient Arrowhead
Even my faults he adores
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
he o hitte shiri tsubome
He Really Wasn't That Great
In Your Heart You Know He's Right
You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
he just died
The Man He Killed
Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
So, he's leaving
He who smelt it, dealt it
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
If you can't help it, fuck it!
He Hudas not pay
He says she says
He flops over and bonks his head
How not to faint when you can't move
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
In your guts you know he's nuts
He loves me, he loves me not
Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
You can't shout fire in a crowded theater
Lighting a fire
Ken Lay
Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
He said, expecting the answer no
He
He's Jack
He's Gone
Fuck it, we'll do it live!
You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
I can't spend another autumn without the trees
GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
Li He
I Am He that Aches with Love
I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
"He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
great things he has taught us
You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
He never returned
another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
He's a good guy friend
He thinks I don't, but I do
I like the way he reads poetry
BQN: He said. - Epilogue
Yi he quan
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
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Why won't he call?
Surah 80 He Frowned!

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