Findings:

• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• I was raised by the French government
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• With him it was always like
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• By the way, where'd you meet him?
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• I was Chris to him
• I married him because he was not mean
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• the multiplicity of detail in time and space is a conspiracy by big universe to make it impossible for us to understand everything
• death passed him by
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Pain is not negated by the presence of a greater pain somewhere else in the universe
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• What was stolen by someone else
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• every secret thing was made by some one
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• all it cost him was a Penny
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• I imagined that gravity was the only force in the universe.
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Saved by the Bell
• clue by four
• Chased by bears
• by
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• People referred to by three initials
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• design by contract
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• Guided by Voices
• Two nations divided by a common language
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• alcohol by volume
• whom do you let in to your house?
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
• By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
• By the skin of my teeth
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• By the power of Grayskull!
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• virgin by choice
• go by the board
• cheek by jowl
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Attack by Stratagem
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Service of the Supreme
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Kingly Knowledge and the Kingly Mystery
• Once By The Pacific
• Touched by An Angel
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Heavenly Perfections
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation of Matter and Spirit
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Attaining the Supreme
• Snapple is manufactured by white supremacists
• Number of Sperm released by the common male animal per ejaculation
• Owned by cat
• The Holy Quran Translated by Abdullah Yusuf Ali
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Proof by Assertion
• See Mount Washington by canoe!
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Threefold Faith
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
• Surprised by Joy
• I can divide by zero
• case by case
• Zero divided by zero
• Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Sorrow of Parting
• WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Bird by Bird
• Paint by Numbers
• Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle

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